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We all know what the scan-tron is, don't we??????
The scan-tron are those bitchy little cards with the little bubbles and
rectangles that our precious teachers expect us to fill out with those #2
pencils. In the past you had some machine zap through the cards only to tell
you that you have failed biology. This meant that mom and dad are gonna take
your computer, telephone, and nights on the town and stuff them in their
closet, (along with their kinky sex toys).
Well, worry no more...
A group of brilliant people from the Armed Forces Pirating Guild have come up
with a simple, but workable method to evade those little red slashes that seem
to say "nice try, faggot".
***EXPLANATION***
If nothing has been marked at all in the given space, then your answer will be
marked wrong. However, if there is neither a dark pencil mark nor a blank,
the machine will get a little confused and simply not mark anything. You might
say to yourself, "Well, what about the score printed at the end of the
test??", to which point we respond...
Scan-tron machines assignes a variable to the number of possible points and
the number of problems wrong.Then it subtracts one from the other and prints
the answer at the bottom. The little red marks beside your answers represent
the number wrong, however, if there is no red mark, then there is simply
"nothing wrong" as far as the machine is concerned.And we all know that our
beloved teachers pay no attention and leave all the adding to those wonderful
little machines.
***HOW TO AVOID THE RED MARKS***
There are two types of fill sheets one can receive, ones with the circles to
fill in, and ones with the rectangles to fill in.
On the ones with the circles, there is one way to avoid a slash...
If a circle is lightly shaded in, too light for the machine and too dard for
the teacher to question, the machine will get confused and simply leave your
answer be.
Once again, if there is no mark, the machine does not subtract from the total
possible, and the teacher does not notice. Don't get it wrong though, the
computer will mark a circle that has not been filled in at all 'wrong'. The
only trick is to lightly fill it in with the correct tint.
Now for the rectangles...
The same method described for the circles will also work for the rectangle
form, along with another method...
This method is, drawing many diagonal light lines through the rectangle.
However, this method is not recommended because 'teacher' will probably catch
on (some teachers are really stupid though).
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